super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
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Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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