My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
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we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
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Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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