omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Welp...herpes.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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