You're completely useless in the revolution.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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