I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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