How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
