Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I forgot wine drunk hurts
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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