The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
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I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
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Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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