i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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