it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
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I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
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I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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