listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
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The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
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See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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