im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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