god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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