If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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