after a month anything with tits is on the radar
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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