omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
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What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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