Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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