"it" just moved
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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