the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
this beer tastes like vomit already
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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