Whoa Z and x make the same sound
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
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I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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