I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
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We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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