Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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