check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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