I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
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I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
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My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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