belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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