is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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