I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Sober January is a disaster.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
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I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
The uberlube is also flammable
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
My life is pants optional.
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