remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
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Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
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It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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