They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Randomize
