May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
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And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
True strength comes from lack of pants
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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