He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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