Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
