she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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