if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
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He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
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The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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