Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
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Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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