Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning