My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing