Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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