return my video game
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
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Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
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Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.