you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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