thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
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It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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