Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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