Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
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I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
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The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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