I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
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