Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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