I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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