so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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