I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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