problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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