I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
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i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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