clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
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We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
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Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
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