We should be called the Road Head Warriors
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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