isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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