You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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