Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
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Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
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Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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