I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
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We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
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I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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