is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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