I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I could fuck to npr.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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