Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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